All Things English

Wayne Rooney’s $50K Hair [VIDEO]

The Manchester United striker  spent $50,000 in the offseason on a hair transplant, reports The Associated Press. “I’ve spent more time in the mirror. I’m sure some of you who are going bald, it’s a bit stressful. So I made a decision to get it done. I thought, why not?” Rooney said Tuesday. With five … Read more

Arsenal So Embarrassed by 8-2 Romping They’re Giving Refunds [VIDEO]

After giving up their most goals since 1896, Arsenal has decided to offer travelling fans that went to their embarrassing 8-2 loss to Manchester United tickets to a future match. The Daily Mail reports a statement from the Club, saying: “Sunday’s result was obviously disappointing for everyone connected with the club. Our travelling fans were magnificent … Read more

Collision with Goalkeeper Leaves Drogba Unconscious [VIDEO]

Chelsea’s star striker Didier Drogba had a nasty collision with Norwich’s goalkeeper. Reports say that Drogba suffered a concussion, the severity of which they are still doing tests on. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJbwAqVaf2k

Check Out This Great Goal by Euan Holden [VIDEO]

This video of Euan Holden’s goal has gone viral. The defender for Stockport County scored the only goal in the team’s game against Kettering Town in the Conference National.

EPL Week 2 Preview

Week 2 of the Premier League always seems to provide us with some intriguing fixtures.  Last year, a Fulham side that was coming off of a Europa League final appearance, hosted Manchester United in a thrilling 2-2 draw, while Monday gave us new money Manchester City taking on old(er) money Liverpool, thrashing them 3-0 at … Read more

Manchester United Goes Public

Manchester United is going to go public in Singapore with hopes to raise $1 billion from the offering by the end of the year. The team was previously owned by the Glazer family, who bought the team in 2005. The family is now ready to sell 25% of the team, after years of plaguing debt … Read more

Weekend Review: What You Missed (Aug. 13-14)

I try not to read anything beyond factual results for the first month of the English Premier League, because they’re pretty much as worthless as a snood in the Manchester City team store.  And as I write this with the Super Copa in the background, and Ray Hudson shrieking at every attack from either side … Read more

On the Eve of a New Start

This… this wasn’t the article I was planning to write. I had been waiting, chomping at the bit for this weekend to arrive. I’ve had to suffer through lackluster performances in international games, games missing the emotion that I’ve been spoiled with week in and week out. I was ready to take on this blog … Read more